Friday, November 23, 2007

Black Friday is for douchebags

Screw holiday shopping, and those who engage in it today.

The only places I'm going are the dollar store and the liquor store. In that order.

Ho ho fuckin' ho.

9 Comments:

Blogger evilganome said...

I take it this means I'm not getting anything for Xmas.

Actually, I think you are taking the wisest course of action. The real spirit of Xmas is generally 90 proof and is found in a bottle of Wild Turkey.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Pete said...

Who are these assholes who run out on Black Friday? I saw some people trampling each other on the news for ipods or something they don't need.

This is why God created the internet...besides for porn

Love the blog

Pete

8:58 PM  
Blogger more cowbell said...

ohgawd, you're doing better than me. I didn't leave the house. I bought my liquor before.

My 18yr old braved the mall. I tried to tell her. She said the "old folks and stroller set" would be home, so it wouldn't be bad. She called an hour later, saying things were leaning toward mob mentality. She came home.

Ah, the joys of watching them realize Moms are always right.

2:21 AM  
Anonymous kiteless said...

welcome back, we missed you.

love,

- the alcohol

9:33 AM  
Blogger Limecrete said...

I swear, the people who willingly indulge in the practice of waking up at an ungodly hour to get trampled in a stampede of freaks trying to save $30 on a pair of shoes are clear evidence of de-evolution.

10:56 AM  
Blogger David said...

I went to the library. I'm so un-American.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like your style.

--Ivan
--futurejunkie.com

11:20 AM  
Blogger Laurie said...

Save some tequila for me. I still haven't done my Christmas shopping. I was planning to go to Denver for Christmas and was going to shop there...plans changed and now I have to get everything done before Christmas in Billings, MT, population not-so-much, which means there are NO STORES! I think I'll just drink with you instead.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Red7Eric said...

What with all the newfangled technology nowadays, I see no reason to do any gift shopping outdoors whatsoever.

Love, Grinch.

3:49 PM  

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