Thursday, November 15, 2007

And then I punched her in the face

6:30 PM. Two teenaged girls get on the downtown 5 train at Union Square. One is shoveling horrible-smelling, ketchup-drenched french fries into her consistently open mouth with a fork.

Fry-eater (loudly, mouth full): You know Rayquonda?

Friend of fry-eater: Who?

FE (spraying bits of chewed potato on friend): RAYQUONDA!

FOFE: Oh yeah. What about her?

FE (smacking lips, slurping fries mid-sentence:) She is so RUDE!


Blogger GayProf said...

Irony is a cold bitch.

2:23 PM  
Blogger said...


2:30 PM  
Blogger David said...

But how were the fries?

4:24 PM  
Blogger Shan said...

Now that's hot.

4:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This made me laugh out loud. :)
Now gotta go tell my friend SHANIQUA about it! -- Yen

2:24 PM  

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