Further Adventures in Irony...or, And Then He Punched Me in the Face
Helen: Ooooh...look at that one. Dang!
David O: Mmmmmmm...
H: That salt and pepper hair absolutely ruins me.
H: I think I'm gonna walk by and slip my underwear into his pocket.
DO (raising a single eyebrow): Gerl!
H: What? I can get my panties off without removing my jeans.
DO (looking shocked and incredulous): Huh? No! How?
H: A lady never tells.