Thursday, September 08, 2005

Revenge: The Final Word

I learned today that my entire "to ruin or not to ruin the ex" dilemma could have been avoided completely, had I only I had met Miss Rhoda Hoarse before I kicked The Douche to the curb.

They say that living well is the best revenge...clearly "they" haven't read this.

Rhoda, you crazy bitch. I love you.

4 Comments:

Blogger Sangroncito said...

LOL! I'm adding her idea to my list of revenge tactics.

3:21 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Michael, you have a list?? Remind me never to eff with you...

3:35 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Milk powder! Bwahahahahaha!

6:30 PM  
Blogger Rhoda Hoarse said...

glad you enjoyed honey either the milkpowder or another one which i enjoyed...i once had a girl that disliked me - for no reason - she just liked my boyfriend and not me...as i said - no reason so after being at a party at her house and recieving various sly remarks from her all aimed around me and not to my face - i excused myself to go to the toilets while there i noticed mouthwash - the kind with loads of plastic rap so you cant see inside... so without even a 2nd thought i emptied her mouthwash down the toilet and slowly poured soapy goodness into its place...fair to say boyfriend has now gone - smelling slightly off and ive cleaned those filthy words from her mouth for good...lol

so alls good!!!! xxx

1:28 AM  

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