I Wonder Monday, Abridged Fifth Edition

This is for JS, who admitted to actually liking this bit. (He probably needs a hobby.) It'll be brief today, though, because at the moment, I'm just not wondering about too much. I get up at 5:15 in the G.D. morning. Limit your expectations, people.

With hollow apologies to Van Halen and Hendrix fans alike (myself included)...

I wonder if anyone ever really did Top Jimi?

This has been "I Wonder Monday" with your hostess, Helen Damnation...until next time.