Sunday, August 14, 2005

I have a dream

Even though I don't particularly like raisins, I think I'm gonna try to refrain from ingesting any fluids for as long as possible to see if this fucking miserable weather will suck all the moisture from my body and turn me into one.

Now, we all know that raisins are dried out grapes. So that means I needa come up with a name for a dessicated (but still tasty!) human, so I'll know what to call myself once I achieve this...um...aspiration of mine. Hmmmm...how about "dri-ped"? That's the best I've got. Suggestions encouraged.

And don't worry...I have no intention of dancing and singing like those goddamned California Raisins. Little bastards...

1 Comments:

Blogger Sangroncito said...

Puckered Peeps? Or how about Humanettes (you know, like raisonettes)?

9:25 PM  

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