Friday, April 01, 2005

The best Friday ever

6:00 AM: First shower with new hand-held shower massage. Dating no longer necessary.

12:15 PM: New roommate, presumably far less annoying and ridiculous than old roommate, arrives from California. Brings wine.

1:30 PM: New DVD player arrives from Amazon. Please welcome Helen to 1999.

3:00 PM: Helen and Van Halen (not the one you're thinking of, probably) book trip to Vegas for opening of new Hogs & Heifers.

3:30 PM: Profoundly hysterical nugget of joy brought to my attention.


Hey Pat...um, you've got a little somethin' on yer tie there, buddy.

At this point, Dave Grohl would have to show up at my office naked & carrying a meat-free pizza for this day to get any better.

Have a good weekend, my monkey loves.

3 Comments:

Blogger Anna said...

I love love LOVE the food fight trend going on. This pic of Pat with the salad dressing is hysterical, and I wish I could find pics of William Kristol with the cream pie in his face!

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HELEN IS A BORED, OLD NAPOLEONIC UGLY PETTY BITCH WITH TO MUCH FUCKING TIME ON HER HANDS.

9:34 AM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Helen LOOOOOOOVES fan mail! Keep 'em coming!

By the way Stephanie...Dox is about to find out that you slept with Andre! WOO HOOOOOO!!!

3:42 PM  

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