The best Friday ever
6:00 AM: First shower with new hand-held shower massage. Dating no longer necessary.
12:15 PM: New roommate, presumably far less annoying and ridiculous than old roommate, arrives from California. Brings wine.
1:30 PM: New DVD player arrives from Amazon. Please welcome Helen to 1999.
3:00 PM: Helen and Van Halen (not the one you're thinking of, probably) book trip to Vegas for opening of new Hogs & Heifers.
3:30 PM: Profoundly hysterical nugget of joy brought to my attention.
12:15 PM: New roommate, presumably far less annoying and ridiculous than old roommate, arrives from California. Brings wine.
1:30 PM: New DVD player arrives from Amazon. Please welcome Helen to 1999.
3:00 PM: Helen and Van Halen (not the one you're thinking of, probably) book trip to Vegas for opening of new Hogs & Heifers.
3:30 PM: Profoundly hysterical nugget of joy brought to my attention.
Hey Pat...um, you've got a little somethin' on yer tie there, buddy.
At this point, Dave Grohl would have to show up at my office naked & carrying a meat-free pizza for this day to get any better.
Have a good weekend, my monkey loves.
posted by Helen the Felon at 3:59 PM
3 Comments:
I love love LOVE the food fight trend going on. This pic of Pat with the salad dressing is hysterical, and I wish I could find pics of William Kristol with the cream pie in his face!
HELEN IS A BORED, OLD NAPOLEONIC UGLY PETTY BITCH WITH TO MUCH FUCKING TIME ON HER HANDS.
Helen LOOOOOOOVES fan mail! Keep 'em coming!
By the way Stephanie...Dox is about to find out that you slept with Andre! WOO HOOOOOO!!!
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