I am...somebody. Okay, not really.

So I stood in the window of the TRL studio at MTV today with my sunglasses on, tryin' to look all fly and convince the tourists down in Times Square that I was somebody famous. Same window where Eminem stood & looked out at 30,000 crowding the streets...

It, um, didn't work. Yeah. Oh well. Goddamn midwesterners. I still got my picture taken in the same photo booth that every celebrity known to man (INCLUDING RICKY MARTIN, THANK YOU) has been in at one time or t'other.

Thanks Stephanie and Nick, for the opportunity to assert my non-rockstarness. It was pretty dope anyway.