I think I'm gonna Blarg
If you have plans this Saturday night, my New York friends, now would be a great time to cancel them.
The explicit details of what you'll be doing instead are here. Thanks be to Joe.My.God for concocting this harebrained scheme in the first place.
I'm scared. I mean, I'm excited! Yeah, excited. It's just my liver that's scared.
9 bars + 1 drink per bar + 1 Lilliputian blogger = inevitable disaster
If you don't hear from me by next Tuesday, assume that I'm on an extended date with Betty Ford. Here's hoping that bitch puts out.
The explicit details of what you'll be doing instead are here. Thanks be to Joe.My.God for concocting this harebrained scheme in the first place.
I'm scared. I mean, I'm excited! Yeah, excited. It's just my liver that's scared.
9 bars + 1 drink per bar + 1 Lilliputian blogger = inevitable disaster
If you don't hear from me by next Tuesday, assume that I'm on an extended date with Betty Ford. Here's hoping that bitch puts out.
posted by Helen the Felon at 3:08 PM
5 Comments:
I share your trepidation, all 142 pounds of me, but I'm not sure which would be worse, getting trashed or not getting trashed enough. The best part of most of these joints is cruising their cans, so we gotta keep it flowing. Surely a bottle of Pride spring water counts as a cocktail, at least in terms of profitability for the bar.
And the last time I went to Ty's, someone picked my wallet as he was groping my ass, so keep those valuables up front.
Sounds pretty gay to me. By the way, I came clean to Renee today about my gay porn addiction. Well, Lesbian porn. But gay is gay!
Don’t forget your Lilliputian liver also has to process an extra drink in my far-away honor (It better be a Cosmo, too).
Should you have liver failure, I think Larry Hagman has a couple of extra ones lying around he can send to you.
Ooooh....that's a lot of booze. I mean, who are we kidding with this "one drink per bar" crap? Sure;y it will be at elast two!
I hate working nights sometimes. never get to hang out with the cool kids.
Have one for me. At each bar. Or make it two. But not three because then you might actually die, which would suck a lot.
Have fun!
i don't understand this post, but it sounds like fun
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