New day, new horrors

I don't even know what to say about this, other than a) I wish I was even a little surprised, and b) at least things will be easier for all those poor terrorists now, who previously had to work so hard to fuck with us.

And remind me to never, EVER get in any kind of accident or injure myself in New York City in to a degree that might require emergency assistance, now that Diamond Dave is on the loose...

Wow, two signs of the impending apocalypse in one day! Yee haw!

Not sure why I'm still sober...must amend that quickly...