Maybe it's the general air of crappy sadness in New York this week. Maybe it's the profoundly deep personal rut I find myself in for the bazillionth time. Could be the fact that a goofy-looking little douchebag won Rockstar: Supernova last night
. Perhaps the antics of our retarded, monkey-faced, cokehead un-President are weighing on my fragile little mind.
It's probably a combination of these factors that has led to my overwhelming sense that we are all just utterly and irrevocably fucked. I see doom hanging over us all, kids. The signs are everywhere, if you look around. Lucky for you I'm paying attention, so you don't have to.
This morning, for example, I saw a very cute gay boy on the subway wearing brown shoes with black pants. A gay boy
. In New York
Yeah, we're in deep doody.
More to come...Note: For those of you...mostly straight guys, probably...who just said to yourselves, "Wait...What's wrong with black pants and brown shoes?" Answer: Everything. Trust me.